Jake

December 16, 2009 @ (Atlantic City)

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Met a new girl recently, things were great. she was down-to-earth,funny, and super sexy. As things progressed, we got to the point that we had sex. During sex, her boobs looked smaller. I thought to myself WTF... but just kept going. after, she went and pick up her clothes quickly and something fell from her bra. she had TP all up in her bra. WOW, i didn't know what girls outside of Highschool still did this. Aren't there pushups or whatever? I broke up with her on principle.

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Realdeal

December 29, 2009

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C... thats a little bit of bullshit. how about women judging a man on looks. you're telling me that a guy that's 300 lbs and ugly you'd give a chance on looks. doubt it.

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michelle

December 29, 2009

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you are an a$$hole.

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C

December 28, 2009

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I'm female and I think it's pathetic for any woman over the age of 17 to do that. Women should get over their boob-size obsessions. If a guy judges whether a woman is date-worthy based on boob size then they're really not worth considering

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sped

December 17, 2009

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Good move, sir. The bitch had problems on many levels. She's at least guilty of false advertising -- so that makes her a liar. She is probably doing other things like that to hide flaws or in general make you think she is something that she is not. She is likely very needy - needs attention, needs money, etc. She is also probably out of money -- can't buy a wonderbra so she stuffs TP in the bras she has. She is likely to expect the boyfriend to support her financially and pay her way - taking advantage of guys like you. So you didn't dump her because of small tits, you dumped her because everything points to a bitch that you don't want as a girlfriend. Booty call is OK. In fact, she also must have low self esteem. Bitches with low self esteem try to fuck their way into making you like them. So -- she sounds like a perfect booty call. You should keep her number and tap that pussy when you can't get nothing better. Ask her to hook up again; after breaking up she will probably go overboard to please you. Do the booty call andg get some anal -- but kick her out after you are done so she knows her place

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Wally

December 16, 2009

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You are absolutely fucking retarded. All of us have our insecurities. Fuck. I could probably find something you do or have and bash you for it.

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lolz

December 16, 2009

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haha your a tool, if she was that great you wouldn't have dumped her over something retarded.

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