Jake

December 16, 2009 @ (Atlantic City)

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Met a new girl recently, things were great. she was down-to-earth,funny, and super sexy. As things progressed, we got to the point that we had sex. During sex, her boobs looked smaller. I thought to myself WTF... but just kept going. after, she went and pick up her clothes quickly and something fell from her bra. she had TP all up in her bra. WOW, i didn't know what girls outside of Highschool still did this. Aren't there pushups or whatever? I broke up with her on principle.

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Lauren

January 03, 2010

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AWESOME

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sped

January 03, 2010

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You too!

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Caryn

January 02, 2010

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Sorry, married. And trolls aren't my type. Have a nice day

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sped

January 02, 2010

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Hey "C" .... I think we should get a room. I can give 2 inches of dick, but we'll have to it at least 3 times to get all the way to 2 inches. Maybe you're not 100% dyke

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Caryn

January 02, 2010

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My apologies for being so analytical. I have to remind myself to dumb down my words a bit so trolls can understand them. To answer your question, yes you still are. It's funny when a high-school dropout spews rubbish anonymously at a straight educated person and gets owned

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sped

January 02, 2010

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So I'm not a sexist pig anymore? Type some more big words, it's funny when a girl tries to act smart. Oops....dyke, not girl

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Caryn

January 02, 2010

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Anyway, the discussion was temporarily derailed again by the sped troll so I'll say it again. Jake was right to dump the bitch who stuffed her bra. Without honesty and respect in a relationship, it's doomed.

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Caryn

January 02, 2010

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Being called a lying cunt bull dyke by a bitter troll who compensates for his inability to attract a female Homo sapiens by cowardly spewing insults against them anonymously does not bother me at all. Actually it's amusing beyond belief. He cl*s my truthful assessment of his character does not bother him yet loves to have the last word. Sped's a pussy as evidenced by his keyboard-warrior mentality rather than start an argument IRL and get his 90-pound coke-bottle glasses-wearing, 2-inch dick, nintendo-playing ass smeared into the pavement. Had enough, troll?? You're way out of your league intellectually, class-wise, socioeconomically and appearance wise. There's a strong likelihood that if I saw you in person, a wave of nausea and disgust would sweep over me. Stick to paying hookers, they're the only ones who will ever put up with your low-class bullshit IRL

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Caryn

January 02, 2010

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Being called a lying cunt bull dyke by a bitter troll who compensates for his inability to attract a female Homo sapiens by cowardly spewing insults against them anonymously does not bother me at all. Actually it's amusing beyond belief. He cl*s my truthful assessment of his character does not bother him yet loves to have the last word. Sped's a pussy as evidenced by his keyboard-warrior mentality rather than start an argument IRL and get his 90-pound coke-bottle glasses-wearing, 2-inch dick, nintendo-playing ass smeared into the pavement. Had enough, troll?? You're way out of your league intellectually, class-wise, socioeconomically and appearance wise. There's a strong likelihood that if I saw you in person, a wave of nausea and disgust would sweep over me. Stick to paying hookers, they're the only ones who will ever put up with your low-class bullshit IRL

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Caryn

January 02, 2010

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Being called a lying cunt bull dyke by a bitter troll who compensates for his inability to attract a female Homo sapiens by cowardly spewing insults against them anonymously does not bother me at all. Actually it's amusing beyond belief. He cl*s my truthful assessment of his character does not bother him yet loves to have the last word. Sped's a pussy as evidenced by his keyboard-warrior mentality rather than start an argument IRL and get his 90-pound coke-bottle glasses-wearing, 2-inch dick, nintendo-playing ass smeared into the pavement. Had enough, troll?? You're way out of your league intellectually, class-wise, socioeconomically and appearance wise. There's a strong likelihood that if I saw you in person, a wave of nausea and disgust would sweep over me. Stick to paying hookers, they're the only ones who will ever put up with your low-class bullshit IRL

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