Just got off the phone with my bf, he broke up with me. his ex he had dated before me came back into town. he said that he wanted to see if they could work it out =( . They're not dating. It's even on FB =(

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I got caught cheating. It wasn't like third person bs either. she straight up caught me. it was really funny because she made a huge scene. i was out eating with the other girl when this happened. it was around dinner time too so the place was pretty busy. she was like "HEY EVERYONE LOOK AT THE CHEATER!!" she must have said cheater 50 times. haha. "DON"T LET ME INTERRUPT YOUR MEAL OF CHEATING" omg the shit was so funny. really this was like 5 full minutes, people were crying because they were laughing so hard. I haven't heard from her in a week, i'm assuming she doesn't want to work it out. haha

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It's bad when you find out from Facebook you're getting dumped even before he calls you.

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My boyfriend and I had been dating for a year and a half. I thought it was really going somewhere. One day he calls me and says that he really needs to talk to me. I come home and he has set up a lovely candle light dinner. I was so surprised and happy. He smiles and pulls out a ring box and then he pushes play on the cd player. "Dont go away mad(Just go away) was playing. Seeing my confusion he explained, "Oh sorry, forgot to change the song from when I broke up with my girlfriend today". My mouth just dropped open as he changed the song to some sort of wedding march song and then asked me to marry him. I very nicely told him to fuck off and what an asshole he was and then took my leave.

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Well, this might be a complete first for everyone. Has anyone ever had their girlfriend say let's let the world decided on us. what the hell is that about? she takes our a coin, "Heads we stay together"... needless to say it was tails. guess i'm lucky i found out she was crazy only 6 months in. wow that was a close one!

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I was at the browns game a few week ago, this was our first time back at the stadium for a while. We were all tailgating before the game and guess who shows up. Her previous ex(of like 2years) happens to walk past our car. I don't like being a mean person so i didn't make a fuss about having him hang around, we had 10 or so people there anyhow. Long story short, we lost the game. Everyone was in a bad mood, we've been losing alot, but she gets in this huge fight with me. honestly no idea what i could have done. she calls him back up and gets a ride home with him. I got a text from her later, she'll be over this week to pick up her things. I'm pretty sure she made a fake fight so she could leave with him. she didn't even the guts to tell me to my face. I'm going to box up her shit real nice. and if i can get my dog to piss in it, I will. PEACE BITCH

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This is a long story but full of karma. I was totally in love with my girlfriend, and she with me, while we were serving in the Army in Germany. She got reassigned back to Ft. Meade so we were separated for many months but sent love letters back and forth and called as much as possible over that time. I eventually got out of the Army and went to visit her. She pretty much blew me off but I guess I didn't really want to accept the fact that we were broken up. 4 months later, she tells me she's getting married, to the dude she's been screwing while I was still in Germany. After the honeymoon, he gets back to find orders to Korea (unaccompanied tour, no spouse). I had to laugh....Revenge is mine!!! Years later, I go to Hawaii to visit a friend and he tells me she's there, still with her husband. I meet her and we hit it off, she's all over me asking me to come back while her husband is back home for the Thanksgiving holiday. Sorry for the homewrecking thing, but I was still very much in love with her. So I go back and she blows me off again! WTF...we aren't physical, nothing like my visit a month prior. Anyway, her husband is scheduled to get back on Tuesday, so I leave on Sunday and call her Monday night. Her husband answers, obviously in the middle of an argument. I thought it was because I had been there, not that we had fooled around or nothin. I call our mutual friend and find out she had another dude over Monday night and were doing it on the couch when her husband came home a day early. Karma strikes again!!!

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Today is week number two that I have not heard from dickhead. We both agreed to take a break to gain some more perspective on our relationship. Break or no break you don't ignore someone for two weeks. Really not even a returned text message. REALLY?!?! I'm now assuming its over and done with.

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I woke up with a note left on my pillow, sorry i can't do this anymore. she won't even pick up my phones calls now. i have no idea what i even did. it was our 1 year.

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i just woke up to a next text message, "Sorry its over, Amy made me text this." amy is my EX BFF, and he is now my EX 2. wonder how much better this day will get?

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