Gene

October 15, 2017 @ (Massachusetts)

Tags: worst meal ever

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When I was in college I dated a girl that I was absolutely smitten with. She was cute, smart and we had a great time together for 2 years. She was kind of a mooch, however. I spent a lot of my walking around money buying her liquor, movies, take-out and cigarettes. She never had a job.
(She also liked to think that she really understood down and out people, so she hung out a lot with homeless people and addicts.)

Well, I went back home to work over my junior-year summer. My parents were farmers and they needed help with the crops. Eventually, I phoned my girl to say that I missed her and that I was driving 900 miles to be with her in Sacramento for a week!. She sounded excited.
She suggested we first meet at our favorite restaurant near historic, 'Old Sutter's Fort.'
I walked in....and there she was...with another man. No explanation as to who he was, but I knew. I was stunned. I ate, got into my car and drove straight home. 900 miles of crying and swearing. I joined the Marine Corps and finished college in South Carolina.

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So Sorry!

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