You Broke Up How?

Lukas

December 05, 2018 @ (CA)

Tags: Breakup

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Sanu S

February 07, 2015 @ (New Delhi)

Tags: breakup pains

November 2, the messy day of my life.
after 3 days fights, since my condition became
worset without her.....i was suffering my pain all the moments.
suddenly got a call from her no. n i felt alive......again.

Johnny

November 24, 2009 @ (Horsham)

Tags: crack, hemorrhoids

One night, my 21 year old ex-girlfriend let me hang out and drink with the boys so she could go hang out with her "girls". After not hearing from her for 3 days, she called asking me to pick her up from a strange apartment 15 miles away from our place. It turns out, she went on a wild crack-cocaine binge and then took a bunch of xanax to help herself sleep and was out of touch for days. Being overwhelmed with the discovery of her newly discovered addiction and possible infidelity, I punched and kicked our bedroom door until it was broken into splinters. Unphased by the violent outburst, she pulled down her pants in the bathroom, bent over weeping and asked if I thought she had hemorrhoids.

I assume she got them from being constipated from all the drugs; Her mom picked her up later that afternoon.

East Don Parklands Record Group EDPRG

April 17, 2019 @ (East Don Parklands)

Tags: East Don Parklands

"East Don Parklands" - Poop Boy 416 ft W1lliam Wilson, Mars Bouchees and Bayview Beemer.

John L.

July 20, 2010 @ (Orlando)

Tags: 8 year dream

I was with a girl for 7.5 months. When we first met she told me that she was going to try and get back together with her ex.8 years earlier I had begged God to show me the girl I was to marry. I had seen this girl and her dad for 8 years in my dreams and had been looking every day. 2 days before my 23 b-day,I took her out to dinner and it was my first date.We ended up hanging out more and more. FOund out later she was with a guy I knew and was having sex. I am a true Christian and wanted to show her that sex wasn't how you loved someone it was just being with the that mattered most. Her ex had messed up her head. I got drunk for the first time forher and apparently I woke up next morning with no clothes on. I lost my virginity.To me it was the most sacred thing I wanted to give my wife to say this is all that I am and I am giving it to you. We ended up doing it a lot and I thought she would stay with me. She was talking with her ex the whole time and I hated that but was trying to show I cared. He came back 4 two weeks and she had sex with him. I had just given her a 200 dollar pair of earrings saying the night before don't forget about me. She came back and we were together for a few months then she started working at a place full of guys then the there was no contact with her. I was like what the crap. She didnt tell me anything. I had nightmares of me being in the room while she was having sex with a guy I had never seen. Later found out she was seeing a guy from work. And that she had finally broken up with her ex.
I said is there any way that we could start over since she now had a clear head. No. She never once loved me or had feelings for me. They were all transferred from her ex to me. Sorry.
In the end I gave my virginity so she wouldn't go to another guy who would use her for sex,gave her my heart, mind, body and soul. I waited 8 years for this girl and she took everything and said it meant nothing. Now I am afraid to even ask a girl out because I believed in her. One time after sex she was like what is your favorite part. aka on her body. I pointed to her heart. I never wanted sex. I kept telling her it was just holding her hand, being in her arms, and looking into her eyes that made me forget everything. Now I fear she is destroying her future. All I can do is pray

Mad Kyle Energy

December 10, 2024 @ (Los Angeles )

Tags: Crazy love

After she broke up with me because she caught me edging to snowboard clips I drank a 12 pack of mountain dew , ran to her house and started belching her name from the gas of the mountain dew. Her father came outside with a bat, but I brought my homie with me that had a bigger bat. Intimated the dad went inside and let me continue until the girl came out, she came out with my brother to make it even more weird

William

October 29, 2015 @ (Australia)

Tags: Bad Breakup, Funny Breakup

After recovering from a rough two years of isolating heart ache, I finally felt happy within myself. I reunited with my old high school crush, who's company needless to say was pure enlightenment and began to build a strong, trusting relationship. we spent weeks at a time going back and forth between each others homes until my father had become ill and required my share of over night care and regular visits. so my girlfriend would make use of the spare time by going out with her friends reviving her old night life. i was endorsing her late night adventures and encouraged her to have fun while i was away; as i had complete trust in her loyalty.

As it was necessary for me to be away for some odd days of the week, it was common for my friend to regularly turn up unannounced at my home, this time to her welcoming hospitality. This i thought was positive company as he had previously supported me through my years of isolation which ended some few months before.

I became excited to have my relationship compatible with my friendship as i hadn't as much spare time for my friend as i had done during my great depression. though it dawned on me that my girlfriend had developed a noticeable distance that had become to evolve either from the nights out with the girls or to the least of my suspicion my closest childhood friend.

Until one morning on my way home from my fathers house i had thought to stop in to my friend's home with the intention of beginning one of my few days of rest, out with this friend.

Only to find my girlfriend under his sheets, sitting upright by her elbow staring daringly into my eyes as if to spell out the inappropriate deed i had committed by walking into the house unannounced.

Two days later i had met a stranger in the street in attempt to salvage my newly found personal strength. leading me to a small friendly gathering, a gathering of which was attended by my original break up accomplice looking ever so happy hand in hand with her new found lover.

..Aint ..Love ..Grand

2026 Movies

November 21, 2025 @ (Los Angels)

Tags: Crusty toilet stall

2026 movie releases
Wicked 3: enough of this shit already.
John Wick: put him outta his misery.
James Bond: another one again?
Spider Man 4: for fuck sakes.
Fantastic Four: not again.
Batman: I miss my daddy.
Deadpool 3: 3 tit special.
Total Recall: what's real what's Ai?
Fast and furious: graveyard racers.
Dunkirk: the rise of mechanical Hitler.
Pacific rim 3: more bad cgi.
Godzilla vs cock 3.
Sharknado 6: you keep asking for it.
Scooby doo: Shaggys meth addiction.
Transformers 8: transgenderwars.
Star warS: men take back the galaxy.
Call of duty: white cops.

Andrew

October 25, 2009 @ (Baltimore)

Tags: Cheating

My girlfriend of 6 months just told me that she had sex with my best friend every day the week of our sixth month anniversary.

Anonymous

January 01, 2010 @ (Ohio)

Tags: New Years

Sent a text to my girlfriend at midnight. Happy New Year, my resolution is to see other people. Have a great life.