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Fred

October 13, 2009 @ (California)

I was dating a girl for about 3 years, and one night we go out to a fantastic bar with a poker buddy of mine whom I had known for about 2 years. Being young and at a bar, we get totally shitfaced, and head back to the hotel (too far to take a cab home). After continuing to drink for another couple of hours, I discover that the insides of my stomach have decided to make a break for it, and that I need to lie down and pass out.

I wake up 30 minutes later to breath on my ear and the sound of moans. It seems my girl is on the bed behind me (bonus, there are 2 beds in the room), and my "friend" is behind her, with one hand down her pants and one hand up her shirt. I decide to wait a bit, to see where this is going (and to prevent excuses later). After about 15 minutes, I hear whispering, which I can only assume is something like "Let's move to the other bed so we can fuck without waking him". At this point I alert them to the fact that I am awake and have been for some time, that they're both dead to me, I'm moving to Vegas the next day, and then I get dressed to catch the aforementioned cab (the one that was too expensive).

She starts crying, and this guy, this...unbelievable asshole, starts trying to play the mediator, "She's a good girl, she doesn't deserve this" and the like. I tell him to shut his fucking mouth, and proceed to walk to the elevator. He chooses to physically bar my way, and even grabs me by the arm to prevent me from leaving. I calmly inform him that if he doesn't let me go, I'm going to knock him the fuck out. He doesn't take me seriously. Now...I'm not a violent guy...but looking at the expression of "come on guy" on this bastards face snapped something in me, and I dropped him like the sack of shit he is and leave.

The thing about this that really irked me is this:
Really? REALLY? You're going to wait until I'm sick with liquor, and THEN betray me at my weakest? Contemptible.

Vegas is nice.

Vegas

Alvin

October 13, 2009 @ (NY)

Tags: Whore, dirty girl

I went on several dates with a girl who was way out of my league and way into me. Things were going great. Then I found out through my friend that she told him she'd been raped at a party, and that she couldn't handle a relationship right now. I felt like I'd been punched in the face. Didn't hear from her all day that day.

By the end of that week, I'd found out she'd been "raped" by an ex-boyfriend of hers with a six-pack. And about 2 weeks after our thing ended, she started dating some chick. When my friend confronted her about this, she told him "but I'm not dating another guy". They've already moved in.

Life is very weird sometimes.

Patrick

October 13, 2009 @ (Maryland)

Tags: facebook, internet

So I had this bitch of a girlfriend back in college, but I, being an easy going type of guy, always made excuses for her and we stayed together much longer than we should have. Anyway, we had decided to go see a concert one weekend. Now the Monday before the concert a friend of mine, who had been battling cancer for 3 years, passed away. The funeral was scheduled the day of the concert so I called my gf to explain that I can no longer go. She gets furious about how she already bought the tickets and it is to late to return them. The coup de grâce, however, was when she coldly stated "I don't see why his funeral is so important, you weren't even friends on Facebook." I dumped her there and then on the phone. Now the night before the concert she calls me again, asking me when I'll be there tomorrow for the concert. Confused, I repeated that our relationship was over and I wasn't coming. She, however, thought I was joking. To help her understand, I told her to log onto Facebook (something I rarely do) and I changed our relationship status right in front of her, saying "well it's on Facebook now so it must be true" and hung up.

John

October 13, 2009 @ (New York)

Tags: Facebook, Really?

I had been dating this girl for about four months, everything seemed great. The one problem I had (which I amounted to me being jealous) was that she was always receiving texts and IMs from this one guy. She would explain them away with "Oh, he's just my gay friend." I bought it. I left for college (an hour away) and not a week into it without warning she changes her Facebook relationship status to in a relationship with him. I call her and she tells me it's just a joke and she can change it to say nothing if I'd like. I actually had to contact the guy she was cheating on me with to get the truth. He seemed equally infuriated about this development and swore that the two of them were done (a week later they were back together). She tells me she was lying so that I would get so angry that I would break up with her and that would somehow make me feel better. Evil.

Matt

October 13, 2009 @ (Delaware)

Tags: Facebook

I checked the Facebook of my girlfriend of 2 years about a week ago. We had never changed out relationship staus's to show that we were going out because she wanted "privacy". Her status had apparently been changed to "In a Relationship" with who I thought was her chem partner. They had been going out for 3 weeks. All my friends knew.

Jennifer

October 13, 2009 @ (Cleveland, OH)

Tags: oh, breakup, slap, face

This was my senior year of High School, I dated this guy for close to a year. Not a really long time, but long enough. A week before we were leaving for school he called and said he date me anymore. He slapped his brother and was grounded from dating!!!!! LOL i really couldn't help but laugh.

Liz

September 22, 2009 @ (ny)

Tags: newyork, life

another facebook breakup. found a pic of my now EX bf making out with my now EX friend. she was tagged in the photo and i found it in my feed. how lovely.

Chuck

September 21, 2009 @ (New York, NY)

Tags: facebook, life, breakup

So my GF (ex) has a drinking problem. I couldn’t go with her to aa with week. Only to find that she got drunk in the parking lot after the meeting with a fellow member and decided to get nasty in his car. I got a fb message this morning.. happy Monday indeed.