Brett's Breakup Story in Florida - YouBrokeUpHow.com (uBUH)

Brett

November 29, 2009 @ (Florida)

Here's my most recent breakup story.... I went over to my girl's house early to surprise her. He had run down to the store but her mom was home. I came in and she offered to have a drink with me while i waited. she sat really uncomfortably close to me. she was being very forward with me, i kept telling myself, no way that shes hitting on me. she backed of some and we just were watching tv, i thought i was in the clear without making things more awkward. out of no where she turns and kisses me. i pulled away and was like WTF, are you crazy. Well she's pretty good looking and she came back in and we were making out like a highschool kids. well my gf walked in and saw us. she went into a mild sprint and bitchslapped me. she really hit me hard, my face was all red.

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dan

January 22, 2010

this shit is too funny

sped

November 30, 2009

Did this get rejected by Penthouse Forum because it was too stupid? But, continuing on with the line of bullshit, how was mom's rack compared to the youngun? Maybe you could smooth things over and have a threeway? Mom can take it up the ass and her snowflake can deepthroat you