Lost my job, can't make rent this month, and got a call the other night. she can't be withme anymore. i don't have anymore money to take her out. wasn't she a winner.
I know you don't really celebrate 1 month of being with someone but, i wanted to take us to a nice restaurant. We get there have a nice meal , and i tell her happy 1 month. her reply 'we've been dating?'