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Jennifer

October 28, 2009 @ (Pittsburgh)

This is a funny breakup and a worst breakup and a happy breakup all put together. I was seeing tom for close to 5 months. things weren't very serious but we were together alot. I have to admit the relationship was getting rocky. I'm not all the sure why or how, but it just did. We had dinner plans to meet up last friday. It wasn't a super nice place, but still i was excited. He was going to meet me there, and he was late. I was trying not to get angry, but my blood pressure was starting to rise. I see him walk in with someone next to him. He has this guy sit down at the seat across from me. "I think you two will get along much better then we do". Good luck hun. I wanted to throw my knife at him. who the hell does he think he is. I was kinda in shock, what just happened? the guy actually introduced himself as tom's co-worker. He ended up being a really cool guy, and we're going to see each other again. wow, couldn't have ever seen this coming.

Susan

October 27, 2009 @ (Dallas,Texas)

Tags: texas

I cooked my bf a nice dinner and drove over to his house. he wasn't expecting me, but i wanted it to be a surprise. Well upon arriving to his house, i walked in and caught him singing in a hairbrush to Brittney. I know its a shitty reason to breakup, but i like a real man.. not that kinda of man. lol

Sadie

October 23, 2009 @ (Florida)

Tags: Football game

I left work early one day to meet my boyfriend so that we could go to a football game with his friends. I parked in the garage across from my work and he met me at the car. We are all excited and we go to turn the car on and we get nothing. I try to start it again and still nothing happens. All of a sudden my boyfriend totally freaks out that he has food in the trunk and his friends are waiting to eat. I tell him its not a big deal since they are in the box seats...they will live without a few hotdogs before the game. He completely freaks out and starts walking away. I ignore the freak out and call AAA while he is screaming that it is my fault the car wont start. We have a huge blow out and we just start screaming at each other in front of everyone whose trying to get home. He calls me a bitch and walks away. 2 hrs later no AAA guy and no boyfriend. I go across the street to a bar and get completely hammered...thank you red headed sluts! FINALLY the AAA guy comes to get my car. I call my boyfriend and hes still screaming at me telling me its my fault and that I better come pick him up after the game. I hung up the phone and the AAA guy looks at me and asks if he can buy me a drink. Turned out to be an awesome night and yes random sex with strangers does solve all your problems :)

Jessica

October 21, 2009 @ (New York)

Tags: NYC Breakup

So I had been dating this guy for 2 years...thought he was the one blah blah blah. We buy a house together and everything is going great. I work weird hours due to my job and got off early one night. I wanted to surprise him and rushed home early to cook a nice dinner (I never cook) and make his favorite dessert. I have everything ready and he never shows up. I find this odd (obviously) and can not get him on the phone. He works in a lab so its hard to get reception. I decide to surprise him. Pack everything up and drive over to his work (10 min. away). First mistake. Second mistake..finding him fooling around with his co-worker in his office. Third mistake...It wasn't a woman.

Ryan

October 21, 2009 @ (Denver)

Tags: denver

Got an email today from my girlfriend with a subject line of It's over. and the body of the message of nothing. Not even sorry, absolutely nothing in the email.

Aidyl

October 21, 2009 @ (Minnesota)

Tags: yes I'm crazy

I dated this total loser for a few months and over time he moved in with me. he quit his job in october and announced to me that under MINNESOTA STATE LAW (some winter cold state law bullshit) I could not evict him into the cold. He was rude to my daughter, mean to my dog, ate all our food used all of our stuff, hogged the T.V. blah, blah, blah. So I stopped buying food and my daughter and I ate out every night. and locked our food in her room. He started going to his Ex's to eat. and started to hang out with her. When he stayed gone over night I put all his crap outside in the snow and changed my door lock. When I put all his stuff out I forgot to pack his VIAGRA. He called me yelling "I WANT MY VIAGRA" I told him he could pick it up the next day. I so had to know if the nail polish trick works so I said lets go to the casino for buffet lunch. I was flirty and said "hey I got a coupon for a free room, lets go up and fool around" He popped a pill on the way up to the room. We waited, he slapped it around, NOTHING. "dead as a door knob" after 45 minutes I said I was going to go get us some soda pop. I left him there. About 5 hours later I noticed his truck was gone from my drive way. about 3 weeks later I ran into the mutual friend that set us up in the first place. He told me that "he said he was in total erectile disfunction. He started going to church (pretty much a jesus freak) moved home with his mom and dad and is looking for a job.
I am not proud of tampering with his meds. But I feel great about how it all turned out.

Jennifer

October 18, 2009 @ (California)

Tags: cali

I just got a new job and recently moved out here. we decided that we could make the distance work. It's only like 4 some hours away. things at first were pretty good, but as time went on things just got bad. not calling me back, txts, nothing really. I'd be lucky if he called or got back to me within the week. it was usually just sorry i've been busy. he finally called me back and told me that it was becoming to hard and that he's been seeing someone else. this has been such a hard time. trying to make new friends and a new life, and he has to go and be an ass 2 to me. who actually things distance can work.

Megan

October 17, 2009 @ (PA)

Tags: pen

Just got off the phone with my bf, he broke up with me. his ex he had dated before me came back into town. he said that he wanted to see if they could work it out =( . They're not dating. It's even on FB =(

Mike

October 15, 2009 @ (Atlanta)

Tags: Karma x2

This is a long story but full of karma. I was totally in love with my girlfriend, and she with me, while we were serving in the Army in Germany. She got reassigned back to Ft. Meade so we were separated for many months but sent love letters back and forth and called as much as possible over that time. I eventually got out of the Army and went to visit her. She pretty much blew me off but I guess I didn't really want to accept the fact that we were broken up. 4 months later, she tells me she's getting married, to the dude she's been screwing while I was still in Germany. After the honeymoon, he gets back to find orders to Korea (unaccompanied tour, no spouse). I had to laugh....Revenge is mine!!! Years later, I go to Hawaii to visit a friend and he tells me she's there, still with her husband. I meet her and we hit it off, she's all over me asking me to come back while her husband is back home for the Thanksgiving holiday. Sorry for the homewrecking thing, but I was still very much in love with her. So I go back and she blows me off again! WTF...we aren't physical, nothing like my visit a month prior. Anyway, her husband is scheduled to get back on Tuesday, so I leave on Sunday and call her Monday night. Her husband answers, obviously in the middle of an argument. I thought it was because I had been there, not that we had fooled around or nothin. I call our mutual friend and find out she had another dude over Monday night and were doing it on the couch when her husband came home a day early. Karma strikes again!!!

Gillian

October 15, 2009 @ (Rosewood)

Tags: ca

Today is week number two that I have not heard from dickhead. We both agreed to take a break to gain some more perspective on our relationship. Break or no break you don't ignore someone for two weeks. Really not even a returned text message. REALLY?!?! I'm now assuming its over and done with.