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DADTH (Disregard And Disrespect The Homeless)

May 07, 2025 @ (The pit)

Tags: Funny

How to make a hobo feel powerless!
PRO TIPS BY AN EXPERT!
Many homeless individuals report feeling invisible or ignored by passersby, leading to feelings of isolation and dehumanization. Avoid making eye contact, and laughing can help them feel hated, not acknowledged, and valued as individual pieces of trash.
Breaking Down Barriers:
Homelessness often involves a lack of basic human interactions, and avoiding eye contact can contribute to this isolation. This is recommended. Eye contact can be a simple act of connection and recognition, so it is best to avoid looking at the scum. helping to break down these barriers.
Acknowledging Shared Hate:
Homelessness IS a choice, and a consequence of systemic issues, and acknowledging the shared humanity of those experiencing it can be a powerful step towards understanding and reducing your opponent to nothing.
Promoting ignorance and Understanding:
Avoid ALL eye contact can be a way to express Disgust and disrespect for those experiencing homelessness, and it can inspire others to do the same.
These tips lower the attack points of every Homeless man by -1. When we reduce their life points to 0 they disappear, hence solving the homeless problem and the trash that won't go away.

DADTH (Disregard and Disrespect the homeless)

DADTH (Disregard And Disrespect The Homeless)

May 07, 2025 @ (The pit)

Tags: Funny

Matt

October 22, 2021 @ (Southeast Asia)

Tags: Crazy ex gf .

I met my ex gf while in college. She was good looking and funny and respectful . She was also tall and in shape. I was deeply in love. She was studying in another college near by. We meet every week end and every Wednesday. For the first 6 months, she was cool. Then she became manipulative and disrespectful. I called her out and she promptly broke up with me. I did not try to win her back and after one brief phone conversation, I stopped all contact . I was in love with her and the first 6 weeks of the grieving process was brutal.after that , my mood lifted considerably . I studied and worked out in the gym. About 3 months post break up, mutual friends started dropping hints and constantly talking about my ex to me. Apparently, she was open to reconciliation and I was supposed to win her back. Lol. By that time, I had not fully healed but I had already decided that my ex gf is history. I told them to stop And hung out with another group. About 18 months post break up, my ex gf called me on the phone . I cut the conversation short . She then came over to my place to talk . I told her you looks will fade but your personality will at best remain shitty . I said she was a bad long term investment. She got mad !! She started spreading crazy rumours . I started dating And about 2 years post break up my ex gf again tried to get a mutual friend to get me to talk to her. I said hell no.

Josh

October 24, 2020 @ (Ozamiz City)

Tags: heartbreak, sad breakup

It's funny, how two people could meet online.
When I first met her on facebook, she was very pretty.
So I started liking a lot of her facebook posts and it return she also liked mine.
It was only on the first day we met on facebook, I asked her where she lived and it was actually really close to my house.
We lived on the same city.
I asked what she was doing, and she said "School." and her school was only a few distance from my house so I asked if we could meet up.
We went out for ice cream.
The say after, she told me she only had half a day of school so she asked me if she could hang-out in my house.
I said sure.
In that afternoon we watched a movie in my house and started taking a LOT of selfies together.
And before she went home, I asked her if I could kiss her than she sat next to me and gave me a kiss on the lips.
I never really thought of anything could be so sweet touching my lips, it was cherry flavored.
And a week after that, I was finally about to ask her to be mine I got everything ready, the movie tickets, red roses but she didn't show up.
She only texted me saying she already had a boyfriend from the start even though she told me they already broke-up.
Even until now, we're still friends on facebook lol.

Ella

December 19, 2019 @ (usa)

Tags: funny break up

Its been months since we broke up so the boy basically ruined my life after he left me it broke my heart completly i knew he never loved me after dating him about 12 times...yes i might be in middle school but i knew he was the one but not anymore i got hoessss.

Seyu

October 22, 2019 @ (Qatar)

Tags: Break up

so i'm a university student, and i ve decided to not date anyone in my uni years to focus more on my studies, until my senior year. I met someone while doing my internship, he was nice funny we start talking and going out on date there was chemisrty i really thought he was the one i told him all my insecurities and how i don't believe in myself and i don't think i m pretty we start dating the first month was amazing it was like a movie i was finally happy after years until he started telling me how to dress how to talk how to walk what to do and even start deciding about my future and if i said that's not what i want to do he gets mad but i was already in love with him and i couldn't live without him so whatever he says i do because i didn't want him to leave me. We had sex for the first time ( it was my first time )and after one week he broke up with me telling me that i was an easy girl and that he deserves better that i wasn't good enough for him not pretty enough for him ( to be honest i was the smarter one never wanted to make him feel not smart enough i was the prettier one he never went to college and i was a senior student at the uni, he only speak one language i speak 5 languages ) i was broken i thought i'd die from sadness but i was sure that he ll talk to me again until i heard that he has a new girl friend and telling everyone that he never loved me it hurts a lot to be honest i still love him and i still broken and i wish i could understand what happened or why he acted like that why did he lie to me or even came to me the first time if he didn't like me. I hope i ll get over him soon.

Catherine

October 21, 2019 @ (Doha,Qatar)

Tags: funny break up and post break up

At the moment i am in 11th grade. 4 years ago ie, when i was in 7th grade, i got into a relationship with my classmate.Well the funny part is that we were enemies in 6th grade (lmao).So when we got into 7th grade he told me that he liked me but i wasnt interested,my friends forced me to get into a relationship and eventually we became a couple and also the talk of the school.Then within few months we started to like each other and our relationship progressed.We did the lame stuffs that couples would do at that age .But when i look back into that year rn i am laughing my ass off.Anyways when it was the end of 7th grade he told me that he is going to leave the country cuz his father lost his job and then he disappeared.
well after four years my friends were super curious to know where and what he is doing rn.And somehow they found out his address and texted him.Well he told my friend that he still likes me(lmao) and that he wanted to talk to me and i told her to tell him to FUCK OFF.
Anyways that was my first so called love and prolly the last.

Psyx

July 05, 2019 @ (79707)

Tags: Sad

While advertising an upcoming show that the band I was currently fronting I met a the most beautiful, funny, smart, and obnoxious girl I've ever met. We hit it off instantly and started dating. She was the type of girl that i could sit down and work on music for the band with her, or pass out under a tree in her front yard and have the best sleep ever. It reached the point that we would even do duets in shows from time to time. I was fresh out of high school and she was still in high school at the time. Homecoming night she went to the game and I went to a party at the drummers house. While at the party She contacted me, told me she cheated, she was done with the relationship, and hung up. Needles to say whiskey and band mates got me through that night. The next morning her and I met up to give each other things back. That was 8 years ago. We haven't spoken since but i still think about her daily. My guitarist hears from her from time to time, says shes doing well. I'm glad she's well but I've never recovered.

Heinz

June 21, 2017 @ (Germany)

Tags: Food Break up, Funny Break up

My girlfriend and i just broke up yesterday.
She screamed at me just because I ATE her donut. I gold to geht a New one, but she only wanted the one in my mouth. So i spit it out again. After that she totally lost controll and throw TH wjole table to the ground. She gold me that I am so supid and that I should leave and never come back. I ran out. And now I don't know what to do. I mean it was jusz a donut.
Let me tell you do nut let a donut Ruine your relationship.

Jade

May 13, 2017 @ (Canada)

Tags: Funny break up

I loved him or I just liked his fluffy hair I really have no idea. So when I got home to find a a bouqet of the flowers I'm ALLERGIC to I just walked up the stars in the room and found him in bed reading a book, I grab the book and just say "what nice flowers" he says "thx they are for my mom when she comes over" I yell at him for God knows what reason probably because I love flowers and can't get enough of them and that he made plans without me oh and let's not forget HE IS AN IDIOT. He gets up and asks me what's wrong the thing that is wrong was that he never got me flowers and never spoke to me and only his MOM so I just said see yah loser I'm going to get mmy self some flowers and get a new boyfriend cause mine needs a new brain! With that I was gone and he was just standing there motionless oh and I ripped up the flowers ðŸ˜‚