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Victor Sage Aka Mr Conspiracy Manhattan

April 30, 2025 @ (Manhattan)

Tags: Conspiracy, Sector 7, CIA, Lies, USA, classified information

READ IT BEFORE THEY DELETE IT! CLASSIFIED INFORMATION!
According to Sector Seven director Tom Banachek, the group was first commissioned around the year 1927, under President Herbert Hoover; though they apparently answered (or once answered) to the Defense Secretary, contemporary Defense Secretary John Keller claimed not to have heard of them, or so he says… Banachek also stated that the First Seven found the AllSpark in 1913, but that might have been before Sector Seven was formally created which begs the question, what else aren’t they telling us about these robot alien lifeforms that are often called “Transformers”

To keep this alien relic secure, the group established a headquarters in the recently constructed Hoover Dam and had the cube transferred there. in the 1930s, Sector Seven operatives excavated the alien codenamed “N.B.E.-01” from the Arctic Circle and had his frozen remains transferred to their primary facility. In the years that followed, many modern forms of technology were secretly reverse-engineered from his frozen body. Eventually, the organization learned of the AllSpark’s power to bring mundane machines to life, and began a battery of experiments to test the limits of the AllSpark’s capabilities
-Victor Sage aka Mr Conspiracy Manhattan.

The Adventures Of Man Bun Milos

April 29, 2025 @ (Eastern European )

Tags: European, Europe, man bun, pony tail, fondle , gay toilet sex

Come here you fat American man. Gon na show you how we do it in Slovenia.
Let me twist your man bun to my hands delight.
Tis not gay it is male bonding experience in eastern European.

Devils Debt Collections.

April 28, 2025 @ (Satan's Palace)

Tags: Hell, debt, Satan, legs

Pray to god your debt doesnt get passed to us.— we always collect, and you pay. First attempt at non payment we take your foot, 2nd failed attempt we take your leg below your knee, and so on. We have 100% success rate in retrieval of debts. -Devils Debt Collections.

Jemberly

March 20, 2025 @ (Malibu)

Tags: Cousin love, Cousin, Family dating, I dated my cousin, oops, genepool Gem

I dated this girl, we were serious for 2 and a half years , she invited me to come over to her town in Malibu for Thanksgiving and meet her family. When I got there it turned out that she was my cousin, for 2 years I had been dating my cousin, after that.
We still didn't break up, now we are on 3 kids .
-Janky Jem aka Janky Jemberly.

Irish Alcoholic Assholes

March 10, 2025 @ (Ireland)

Tags: Ireland

Sing it with me laceys!
Before the paddy Wagon pick us up!

If yer not drunk, yer not Irish!
But I'm so drunk I think I'm Irish!
Drink to that!
And we will drink the night away!
Drink until it's 5am!
Yeah yeah yeah!
Drink Drink drink!

If yer not drunk, yer not Irish!
But I'm so drunk I think I'm Irish!
Drink to that!
And we will drink the night away!
Drink until it's 5am!
Yeah yeah yeah!
Drink Drink drink!

If yer not drunk, yer not Irish!
But I'm so drunk I think I'm Irish!
Drink to that!
And we will drink the night away!
Drink until it's 5am!
Yeah yeah yeah!
Drink Drink drink!

Irish Alcoholic Assholes

March 10, 2025 @ (Ireland)

Tags: Ireland

If yer not drunk, yer not Irish!
But I'm so drunk I think I'm Irish!
Drink to that!
And we will drink the night away!
Drink until it's 5am!
Yeah yeah yeah!
Drink Drink drink!

Eddie Brock

December 29, 2024 @ (San Francisco )

Tags: Breakfast

Do you know what always cheers me up in the morning, Eddie?
Sausages and brains. I say “ee-ther” And I say “eye-ther” I say “nee-ther” , Ee-ther, eye-ther Nee-ther, ny-ther, Let’s call The whole thing off ,Ow! Ow, ow. Ouch. Ow.
Po-tah-toes , I like to-may-toes And I like to-mah-to , Po-tay-toes, po-tah-toes To-may-toes, to-mah-toes , Let’s call The whole thing off , Cheer up, old pal, And, oh, if we call We call the whole thing off , then we must part
Are you pen pals with an ant?
Whoa, listen to this.

Mad Kyle Energy

December 10, 2024 @ (Los Angeles )

Tags: Crazy love

After she broke up with me because she caught me edging to snowboard clips I drank a 12 pack of mountain dew , ran to her house and started belching her name from the gas of the mountain dew. Her father came outside with a bat, but I brought my homie with me that had a bigger bat. Intimated the dad went inside and let me continue until the girl came out, she came out with my brother to make it even more weird

Terren Krank

December 09, 2024 @ (San Quentin prison )

Tags: Dating advice

I've got a hot tip for anyone on here who's been in a breakup cuz it worked 4 me. So after feeling like a real loser after multiple break ups I had a solution. I started dating women that had just been released from prison and or rehab, these women were at their worst and viewed me as sweet for taking them in and dating them, and no matter how much of a trainwreck I was the prison gals were always worse. So I felt like a success. I highly recommend dating a prison girl but hide yo watch first

Brie

October 03, 2024 @ (Colorado)

Tags: #sohestillkindacheated

My worst breakup was last year. I was in a relationship with this guy and we’d been dating for about 6 months. Right around my birthday he asked if he could get my “best friends” number and I said no because whenever she got a guys number she texted them nonstop and I wasn’t okay with that. I said he could have girls numbers but not hers. He ended up getting her number anyway and then lied to me about it. Even when I figured out what happened I didn’t break up with him because I was too obsessed with him and loved him too much. He started making fun of me to my “best friend” who was more involved in the situation then he was begging me to break up with him so she could have him for herself. I caught him telling her he liked her and when me and him broke up they could date. I dumped him but after he cried and told me he didn’t mean it, we were back together within the hour. He ended up breaking up with me a month later over text because “I was too clingy” and “he didn’t feel the connection anymore” turns out he was sending heart emojis to another girl from NC as well as texting my “best friend” at this time.