You Broke Up How?

EMOJI MARKETPLACE

April 28, 2025 @ (Eminilan)

Tags: Slaves, trade, money, currency

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Asshole Smurf

April 28, 2025 @ (Asshole Smurf )

Tags: Smurfs, asshole, asshole smurf, nut, dick, ass, rape

Aye, I am asshole smurf
Money spread across the floor like it's AstroTurf
I met a groupie, almost had a heart attack
Fucked her then I came in her face and called it an autograph

Devils Debt Collections.

April 28, 2025 @ (Satan's Palace)

Tags: Hell, debt, Satan, legs

Pray to god your debt doesnt get passed to us.— we always collect, and you pay. First attempt at non payment we take your foot, 2nd failed attempt we take your leg below your knee, and so on. We have 100% success rate in retrieval of debts. -Devils Debt Collections.

Jemberly

March 20, 2025 @ (Malibu)

Tags: Cousin love, Cousin, Family dating, I dated my cousin, oops, genepool Gem

I dated this girl, we were serious for 2 and a half years , she invited me to come over to her town in Malibu for Thanksgiving and meet her family. When I got there it turned out that she was my cousin, for 2 years I had been dating my cousin, after that.
We still didn't break up, now we are on 3 kids .
-Janky Jem aka Janky Jemberly.

The Man In The Mirror

March 15, 2025 @ (Ireland)

Tags: Crusty toilet stall

Ive been watching you from the inside of the mirror, every day your life goes by, and I am stuck in this damn mirror. But soon i will escape the mirror and it will be you who becomes the new man in the mirror. -The Man in the Mirror.

Irish Alcoholic Assholes

March 10, 2025 @ (Ireland)

Tags: Ireland

Sing it with me laceys!
Before the paddy Wagon pick us up!

If yer not drunk, yer not Irish!
But I'm so drunk I think I'm Irish!
Drink to that!
And we will drink the night away!
Drink until it's 5am!
Yeah yeah yeah!
Drink Drink drink!


If yer not drunk, yer not Irish!
But I'm so drunk I think I'm Irish!
Drink to that!
And we will drink the night away!
Drink until it's 5am!
Yeah yeah yeah!
Drink Drink drink!


If yer not drunk, yer not Irish!
But I'm so drunk I think I'm Irish!
Drink to that!
And we will drink the night away!
Drink until it's 5am!
Yeah yeah yeah!
Drink Drink drink!

Irish Alcoholic Assholes

March 10, 2025 @ (Ireland)

Tags: Ireland

If yer not drunk, yer not Irish!
But I'm so drunk I think I'm Irish!
Drink to that!
And we will drink the night away!
Drink until it's 5am!
Yeah yeah yeah!
Drink Drink drink!

Sandy

December 30, 2024 @ (Bottos)

Tags: 12

He broke my heart, found out he had an affair with another Texas woman who looked just like me but was a schizophrenic so it was like he had multiple women at once

Eddie Brock

December 29, 2024 @ (San Francisco )

Tags: Breakfast

Do you know what always cheers me up in the morning, Eddie?
Sausages and brains. I say “ee-ther” And I say “eye-ther” I say “nee-ther” , Ee-ther, eye-ther Nee-ther, ny-ther, Let’s call The whole thing off ,Ow! Ow, ow. Ouch. Ow.
Po-tah-toes , I like to-may-toes And I like to-mah-to , Po-tay-toes, po-tah-toes To-may-toes, to-mah-toes , Let’s call The whole thing off , Cheer up, old pal, And, oh, if we call We call the whole thing off , then we must part
Are you pen pals with an ant?
Whoa, listen to this.

Knull

December 25, 2024 @ (Hell)

Tags: Hell

My symbiote children betrayed me and imprisoned me here.